Stick A fork In Them (Stick Something In Someone!)

I thought that Monday was Sunday, and I forgot to watch ‘The Bachelorette’, or ‘The Snatchelorette’ as I sometimes like to call it. I watched it Tuesday evening and I still think that Roberto is the odds on favorite to win young Ali’s heart. What I really found troubling is what a douche bag that Jake from the last ‘The Bachelor’ was. He’s not really even a full-time pilot. He clearly wants to be an actor and he seems like a psycho. He hasn’t even nailed Vienna yet according to the uncomfortable interview that they did with the guy who has to remind people that there is only one rose left each week. He said that there are tings more important than sex. Name one! I hope the answer isn’t sex with guys. Vienna seemed a triffle irritating, but what girl isn’t? They never believe you about directions or whether or not the furniture will fit. That’s what girls do. Now man up and nail her, Dude. And watch the temper “Again, with the interruptions!”