Baseball Back On The Front Burner

I am watching the White Sox struggle to beat Kansas City for the second night in a row and I’m again wishing that the Sox were in the National League. Maybe Ozzie should just let the pitchers hit. Then again, if the Sox get that Adam Dunn kid from the Nationals to play first and DH, I’m back on the DH bandwagon. That’s how I roll. I’m glad the Sox are back in the race, and they always have trouble with the Royals, but Scotty Pods beating us? That’s just not right. He’s a toe-walker for Christ’s sake! I just hope the Sox can hang in there.

Maybe they can put Mark Teahen back where they found him while they are down there too.

In other baseball news, I am going downtown to Rockit on Wednesday night to a Cubs Muscle Milk party hosted by Ryan Dempster. Ryan is the man. I met him at The March Of dimes telecast this year, and he really impressed me with his heartfelt speech about his daughter. She suffers from a birth defect, and it was quite touching. His wife was pretty awesome too. I wonder if she’ll be at Rockit, or if we dudes are running solo on Wednesday. My jock itch is under control, so I have that going for me, which is nice. I feel that jock itch might be a turnoff for the ladies.